Bitchiest. Review. Ever

Anthony Lane's review of the movie "The Phantom of the Opera" in thie month's New Yorker is the meanest, most wonderful review I've read. "And so it came about, this week, that I gazed at a black screen and saw words so calamitous that they might have been written in my own blood: `Screenplay by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Joel Schumacher.'"